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December 6, 2023. part 11. That’s usually how it is. Nobody is just gonna sell one epoxy table !! I took a screenshot after I chose a shop in case I’d forget the name of the etsy shop I was using. I got too the neighbor’s house and memorized the etsy profile name by heart. This nigga was pretty late and so I started walking back to the house. I check my message at the house and he arrives. Just arrives !! Wow. I headed back out and basically ran up the block. I pulled up to the shotgun seat side of the car. I asked him to come out of the car and he does. We start talking and stuff. I asked if he’d like swirls in the epoxy, what color he’d like the epoxy, what type of wood he’d like, etc. I tell him I could have the table done in 3 weeks and that I’ll send him progress pictures along the way. I told him that half a deposit is needed to get started. After some time, he pulled out this cardboard box that had metal legs in there and said he’d like me to use those. He finally pays me $500 cash. That’s my first time ever scamming a nigga for that much money, let alone in cash !! Cash scams are the best because they’re not traceable !! I was happy as fuck !!! Dude soon pulls off and I headed down the block toward my house with the box when he was out of sight. I got back too the house and am so glad I scammed this nigga !! I now have $500 in cash !!! I had some plans now. I was gonna text the fave and tell her that I wanna see her again, but thought about it for a second. Next lady in line too see, was the other one in my rotation. I budgeted out how much money I was spending on certain things. I had to get my biked fixed and at the time, I thought I needed that garden cart. I ended up forgetting about the pan I poured oil in and lil bro came down and reminded me. Saying I burned it. Damn. I finally washed up that day and got dress. I also Woodworked that day for some hours. I later went inside and had some grape juice with ice. Later on and it was nighttime, pops was tripping about me riding the lawn mower with a flat tire. Talking bout it’s not normal to do that and I told his crying bitchass that I didn’t think it was a big deal !! He was getting mad for no reason. Saying the lawn mower was $3000, how the rims could get damaged. While he was acting like a pussy bitch, I was coming up with a solution. I told him all you gotta do is put air in it and all he wanted to focus on was when I was riding it while it had a flat tire. Part of the reason I did so, was too rush and cut the lawn so that I could get too the metal scrap yard that day without bullshit !! Nigga supposed to be the man of the house and crying like a little bitch. I had to tell him I didn’t have time for this and that I’m focusing on finishing up this table !! Bitchass nigga !!! Had the nerve to get mad over me not telling him about the lawn mower. Lil bro should’ve fucking told him !!! He’s wild reetarded !! My pops of course. I said, “You seen me woodworking yesterday right ?!!!”. Fucking dodo !! I even told him that I rode it when I saw it flat and that it had to go flat before I used it !! Obviously !! It’s not that serious !! Simply fill up the fuckass tire you cry baby bitch !!! That’s exactly why his marriage didn’t last. Because he’s a fucking idiot who complains over small stuff !! Like grow the fuck up !!! After his pussy punk bitch ass finally shut the fuck up like he been should’ve, I later woodworked some more that night. And he could go eat a dick !! Like the crying faggot he is !! In the very early hours of October 28th, I started making empanadas. I’ll talk more about the 28th and later dates in the next journal. Until next time, peace out !!