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November 22, 2023. part 5. The explosion almost made me dizzy. Slime was now all over the grass, tire, rim and tuber. Slime was also on some parts of the bike frame and drivetrain. Some slime was also on my pants !! Now, I needed a new tuber and it’s not like I make a lot of money !! I just talked about me not being financially there yet !! So I hate having to spend money when I don’t have too. When stupid as fuck situations like this happen, it really pisses me off !! I don’t fucking have money too just waste !!! I went inside the house and came out with some wet paper towel and wiped the mess off the rims and shit. Some, I still left on the bike’s frame and tire even. The tuber, I ended up removing. Oh and I called venmo again and they sent me an email about me being permanently banned. Fucking reetarded !! I thought about selling one of pop’s batteries that’s worth $100, back too Home Depot. Home Depot sells them. I’d go into Home Depot and tell the customer service people that I want a refund !! Plan was to get the gift card, buy something small with it and then receive the rest of my money in cash and change, if any change. This plan worked with smaller priced items before. I put the battery in my pocket and was about to bike to Home Depot. Then I remembered my bike was fucked !! My god !! I was having such a dumbass day bro !! I told my sister that I had to get too Home Depot. She wanted me to walk the dog first. And I don’t like them little power moves she and sometimes my lil idiot brother be playing with me !! Like yo, drive me the fuck too the god damn Home Depot and have someone else walk the Fuckass dog !!! I called the venmo people back and found out that I had to show just one statement. Yeah, they should’ve been said that shit !!! When I opened the door and let the dog outside without a leash, which I never really do, the dog got away from me a bit. I was too distracted by fucking stupidity too even realize I didn’t have the leash ready !! I didn’t even put it on before letting him outside !! I was still on the phone and walking around outside. I got back into the house and my sister told me that mom was picking me up instead of my sister herself driving me. I asked mom how far she is away. I tried logging back into my bank to see my statement and yo, I really wanted this venmo shit to work because over the summer, I scammed multiple people through venmo for mad money !! But I had them send hookers some money !! The only time I received anything through venmo from scamming, was when a bitch sent me $10. That’s it !! I’ve had someone send $160 through venmo, another send over $230 through venmo, all too escorts because my venmo didn’t work !! Imagine if it fucking did !!! Most dumb fucks willing too pay, would rather use venmo !! That’s the problem !! Anyhow, I couldn’t see my statements. Same shit was happening. I tried logging in on the p c and I was on the phone with one of the venmo guys. A couple times, I told dude too hold on. I ended up banging this portable keyboard out of anger. The shit cracked and I tried fixing it. I need a portable one because not every key on the pc’s keyboard, is working. A little water spilled on it some time back. There would be times I’ve had to copy and paste certain letters to either look up something or type something. Fucking stupid !! Oh and of course lil bro came downstairs not too long after and says he needs the keyboard. I swear too god you can’t make this stupid shit up !!! He’s never before said he needs the keyboard !!