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september 13, 2023. september 13, 2023. september 13, 2023. part 9. He come around my house, and he may not live that long. He gonna at least get hurt real bad !! Anyhow, I made myself some toll house cookies. 5 of them. I took them on the road as lil bro and I headed to Home Depot. We get there and when I was about to get out, lil bro tells me to hold on and I’m barely paying attention too him. I almost hit some fat Mexican nigga with my door. My fault. Dude was staring at me and I stared the fuck back !! Nigga I ain’t scared of you. I don’t give a mother fuck if I almost hit your fatass with the door !! I go out the car and kept staring at dude as he kept staring at me. He looked away and kept mother fucking walking !! Bitch. I went into Home Depot and it took me some time to get the stuff. I was asking some people questions on if I could get someone to work with me in the hardware aisle. I asked an old man where the screws were that I needed. I was detailed. He was an older black guy. I’m black too. He told me where the screws were. I looked and ain’t see them. I eventually found what I was looking for and told him I was drilling into wood. I asked him some questions. I asked him what was the difference between a regular washer and a lock washer. He just tells me the lock washer locks and that I don’t need it if I’m drilling into wood. He said that I need to drill a hole before adding the screws. I knew that, but ain’t know that. I knew that because I’m a woodworker. I ain’t know that cause I forgot. I had a stressful yesterday back then. I walked around the aisle and picked out some stuff. I took a while to get the right things I needed. I finally get online and buy the stuff. I went outside toward the car and got in. Lil bro asks me if I got everything and I said yeah. We went back to the house. I finally ended up putting up the awning !! It expands and contracts. It took some time to put up. Had to use a ladder and had to have some strength. Some real decent strength, which I have. I had to fix the covering part and that took some time. The directions said to not have the thing out when it’s windy. The awning was leaning a bit and grandma came outside and saw that. I went inside and put me a crunchy Buffalo chicken roll into the conventional oven with some flat fries. I also cut me a frozen Snapple in half, to eat with a spoon like an icy. I looked at the directions after eating of what to do when the awning is leaning. I now knew what to do. I fixed the issue eventually and later got on hinge. A dating app. Pops paid me later on and I was happy. I was ready to get laid. He was asking me what percentage goes toward savings or something like that. I told him I needed too invest it and I kind of was thinking about investing it to grow it before getting laid. He says that in order to invest, you gotta have money saved first.